Fat Straw Drinks Menu (Updated September 2025)

Regular Funnel Cake Fries W/Powdered Sugar

Caramel Funnel Cake Fries

The funnel cake fries offers a twist on the traditional french fry and makes a great dessert! Added with some powdered sugar, choose from original or add caramel or chocolate sauce for a sweeter twist.

Chocolate Funnel Cake Fries

The funnel cake fries offers a twist on the traditional french fry and makes a great dessert! Added with some powdered sugar, choose from original or add caramel or chocolate sauce for a sweeter twist.

Loaded Funnel Fries

Enjoy these loaded funnel fries that comes with caramel, chocolate and nuts and powdered sugar.

Mozarella Sticks

Made with 100% real mozzarella cheese. Pairs well with our house-made ranch and green Chile ranch dressing.

Americano

Americano.

Iced Americano

Iced Americano.

Boba 16 Oz Cup

Large Sausage Burrito

Sausage, egg, Monterey jack cheese, hashbrowns, and our spicy fatty sauce.

Large Bacon Burrito

Bacon, egg, monterey jack cheese, hashbrowns and our spicy fatty sauce.

Large Chorizo And Egg Burrito

Chorizo, egg, Monterey cheese, hashbrowns, and our spicy fatty sauce.

Small Bacon Burrito

Bacon, egg, monterey jack cheese, hashbrowns and our spicy fatty sauce.

Small Sausage Burrito

Sausage, egg, Monterey jack cheese, hashbrowns, and our spicy fatty sauce.

Small Chorizo And Egg Burrito

Chorizo, egg, Monterey cheese, hashbrowns, and our spicy fatty sauce.

The "5-0" Burrito

Enjoy a delicious 3 meat burrito which includes bacon, sausage and chorizo with our spicy fatty sauce and Monterey Jack cheese.

The Small "5-0" Burrito

Enjoy a delicious 3 meat 10" small burrito which includes bacon, sausage and chorizo with our spicy fatty sauce and Monterey Jack cheese.

Bacon Bowl

Breakfast bowls include egg, hashbrown, Monterrey jack cheese, fatty sauce and bacon

Sausage Bowl

Breakfast bowls include egg, hashbrown, Monterrey jack cheese, fatty sauce and sausage.

Chorizo Bowl

Breakfast bowls include egg, hashbrown, Monterrey jack cheese, fatty sauce and chorizo.

Bubble Tea

Milk tea with your choice of flavour and added tapioca pearls or popping pearls.

Thai Bubble Tea

Thai tea with tapioca pearls.

Green Bubble Tea

Green tea with tapioca pearls.

Cappuccino

Cappuccino.

Chicken Tenders 2 Piece

Enjoy these chicken tenders with a side of waffle fries, ketchup and dipping sauce. Available for an upcharge is ranch, green chile ranch, sweet and spicy and regular bbq.

Chicken Tenders 4 Piece

Enjoy these chicken tenders with a side of waffle fries, ketchup and dipping sauce. Available for an upcharge is ranch, green chile ranch, sweet and spicy and regular bbq.

Ice Coffee

Ice coffee.

Drip Coffee

Drip coffee.

Matcha Blended

Matcha with a vanilla smoothie, milk, and ice topped with whip.

Cherry Vanilla Blended

A scoop of cherries, blended with vanilla smoothie powder, cherry syrup, ice, and milk topped with some yummy whipped cream

Mocha Blended

Mocha with espresso, milk, and ice topped with chocolate drizzle.

Dulce De Leche Blended

Dulce de leche, espresso, milk, and ice topped with whip.

Honeydew Blended

Honeydew, milk, and ice topped with whip.

Peanut Butter Cup Blended

Peanut butter with espresso, peanut butter, chocolate sauce, milk, and ice topped with whip and peanut butter drizzle.

Vanilla Blended

Vanilla, espresso, milk, and ice topped with whip.

White Chocolate Blended

White chocolate, espresso, milk, and ice topped with whip and white chocolate drizzle.

Green Tea Matcha Blended

Green tea with matcha, milk, and ice topped with whip.

White Chocolate Mocha Blended

White chocolate and mocha, espresso, milk, and ice topped with whip and white chocolate and chocolate drizzle.

Caramel Mocha Coconut Blended

Caramel mocha coconut, espresso, mocha and caramel, coconut, milk, and ice.

Honeydew Matcha Ice Blended

Honeydew matcha, milk, and ice topped with whip.

Orange Dreamsicle Blended

A delicious creamy flavor made with orange and vanilla smoothie powder, milk and ice topped with whipped cream.

Fruity Pebbles

Fruity pebbles, vanilla smoothie, lavender, milk, and ice topped with whip and sprinkled with fruity pebbles.

Caramel Blended

Caramel flavour blended in with espresso, mixed in with milk and ice, with added creamy caramel sauce topped with whip and caramel drizzle. A fun favourite for all.

Cookies N Cream Blended

Cookies n cream, espresso, milk, and ice topped with whip and bits of oreo cookie.

Green Tea Blended

Green tea, milk, and ice topped with whip.

Birthday Cake

Cupcake syrup blended with our vanilla smoothie, a touch of sprinkles mixed in with milk and ice, and topped with whip and added sprinkles for that special birthday feels.

Flavoured Water

Spruce up your water intake with one or many flavours. Best Ro-flavoured water in town.

Hot Chocolate

Hot chocolate.

Iced Chai Latte

Iced chai latte.

Thai Latte

Birthday Cake Latte

Celebrate your big day with this delicious drink that consists of espresso, cupcake flavoring, vanilla smoothie powder, milk and topped with some yummy whip and sprinkles.

Chai Latte

Chai latte.

Latte

Latte.

Iced Latte

Iced chai latte.

Lemonade

Cucumber Mango Lemonade

Our house-made lemonade with mango syrup, a scoop of cucumbers, a dash of tajin, and topped off with sprite.

Cucumber Coconut Mint Lemonade

Made with our house-made lemonade, cucumber chunks, coconut syrup, and topped with mint leaves.

Caramel Macchiato

Caramel macchiato.

Macchiato

Iced Caramel Macchiato

Iced caramel macchiato.

Iced Macchiato

Strawberry Smoothie

Strawberry smoothie.

Strawberry Banana Smoothie

Strawberry banana smoothie.

Mermaid Kiss

The Elvis Smoothie

The Elvis.

Coach Davis

Coach Davis.

Tropical Smoothie

Tropical smoothie.

Bananarama Smoothie

Bananarama smoothie.

Banana Split

Mango Chile Swirl

Mango Madness

Mango madness.

Bulldog Sunrise

Artesia's favorite. Regular Redbull with hints of strawberry, coconut, pineapple, and a splash of sunny D.

The Growler

24 oz. Tangerine Redbull, orange, and vanilla smoothie.

Purple Rain

Blueberry Redbull, cherry, and coconut.

Cherry Sunburst

Tangerine Redbull, pineapple, a splash of sunny D, and a scoop of cherries.

Sea Monster

Tropical Redbull, blue curacao, coconut, and a splash of sunny D.

Watermelon Dream

Watermelon Redbull, kiwi, raspberry, and watermelon mixed with heavy cream.

Pacific Splash

Black cherry and lime flavoring, muddled limes, then topped with ice and the coconut berry Redbull.

Call Me Coconut

Coconut Redbull, blue curacao, and coconut.

Tangy Rush

Just like the watermelon rush with added chamoy and tajin for a tangy kick.

Oh My Burst

If you love pink starburst, you will love this drink. Regular redbull with strawberry and almond flavoring added with ice and heavy cream.

Sugar Free Bulldog Sunrise

Sugar-free Redbull, strawberry, coconut, pineapple, and a splash of sunny D.

Kree

Tropical Redbull with passionfruit, peach and vanilla flavoring mixed with heavy cream for a creamy and fun treat!

Green Caramel Apple

Green apple and caramel flavor, regular RedBull with heavy cream, and drizzled with caramel sauce.

Cotton Candy

With flavors of blue raspberry and cupcake, mixed with regular red bull and half and half.

Pink Lagoon

Mango flavoring, a splash of lemonade, topped with ice and filled with strawberry apricot Redbull.

Watermelon Rush

Watermelon Redbull, kiwi, raspberry, and watermelon.

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

Regular Red bull with flavors of cherry, coconut, cupcake and pineapple with heavy cream and a cherry on top

Creamy Berrylicious

with flavors of blue raspberry, blackberry and blueberry with juneberry redbull and heavy cream.

Oriental Chicken Salad Combo

Oriental chicken salad with 32 oz tea (romaine lettuce, crispy chicken, almonds, chow mein noodles, green onion, carrots, sesame seeds).

Chef Salad

Chef salad (romaine lettuce, turkey, ham or chicken, tomatoes, boiled egg, shredded cheese, cucumber, croutons).

Buffalo Chicken Salad

Buffalo chicken salad with bacon, tomatos, red onion, olives, feta cheese, crunchy tortilla strips and your choice of grilled or crispy chicken with our house-made buffalo ranch dressing

Caesar Salad Combo

Caesar salad with 32 oz tea (romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, Parmesan cheese, croutons).

Caesar Salad

Caesar salad made with house-made dressing and fresh ingredients (romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, Parmesan cheese, croutons).

Oriental Chicken Salad

Oriental chicken salad (romaine lettuce, crispy chicken, almonds, chow mein noodles, green onion, carrots, sesame seeds).

Chef Salad Combo

Chef salad with 32 oz tea (romaine lettuce, turkey, ham or chicken, tomatoes boiled egg, shredded cheese, cucumber, croutons).

Supreme Chicken Salad

Supreme chicken salad (romaine lettuce, chicken, tomatoes, corn, black beans, bacon, pistachios, fried tortilla strips, and shredded cheese), served with green chile ranch.

Buffalo Chicken Salad Combo

Buffalo Chicken Salad with 32 oz tea ( choice of seet or unsweet) with bacon, tomatoes, red onion, olives, feta cheese, crunchy tortilla strips, and your choice of grilled or crispy chicken with our house-made buffalo ranch dressing

Key Lime & Coconut

32 oz. Coconut water, sugar-free coconut, key lime, and slices of limes muddled.

Bahama Mama

32 oz.

Pink Senorita

32 oz. Coconut water and sugar-free raspberry.

Emerald Sunrise

32 oz. Coconut water, sugar-free coconut, sugar-free pineapple, and blue curacao.

Love Potion

32 oz. Coconut water, sugar-free coconut, sugar-free strawberry, and muddled strawberries.

Unsweet Iced Tea

Unsweet iced tea.

1/2 Sweet 1/2 Unsweet Tea

1/2 sweet 1/2 unsweet tea.

Hot Green Tea

Hot green tea.

Hot Tea

Hot tea.

Sweet Iced Tea

Sweet iced tea.

Iced Green Tea

Iced green tea.

Waffle Fries

Refreshingly different, they jazz up the appetizer menu. Try with our house-made ranch and green Chile ranch dressing or BBQ & Sweet & Spicy!

Water

Water.

Ice

Ice.

Ham Solo Wrap

Simple and savoury ham wrap that comes with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and your choice of wrap flavour with added mustard or mayonnaise or any of our house-made dressings.

Jacey's Turkey Club Wrap

With flavours you will love, this turkey and sliced bacon are topped with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, cheese, and sweetened dried cranberries.

Chicken Bacon Wrap

With your choice of wrap flavour, try this classic combination of crispy or grilled chicken with strips of bacon with added lettuce, tomato, cheese, and our favourite house-made ranch.

Turkey Wrap

Light and delicious wrap that is perfect for lunch or dinner comes with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and a choice of mayonnaise or mustard. Also, try it with some creamy avocado.

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

A delicious hearty chicken buffalo wrap smothered with buffalo sauce with your choice of flavour wrap (jalapeno Cheddar, spinach, and tomato basil) combined with lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese and choice of our house-made dressing.

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